We are always in search of the most highly relatable and general humor material. Lists and quirky/opinionated short essays (under 800 words) seem to work best.  Personal anecdotes or specific personal stories really do not do well.

Please make sure your copy is clean and free of errors. Please only use a single space between sentences.

We are not currently paying for submissions that have already appeared online, including your own personal blog, but we do pay for accepted original articles. The rate for published posts starts at $40USD plus the opportunity for a bonus.